I wonder what these kids would do if they couldn’t scream WHOOOOOOO?
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask... →
samrussellisdrseuss: cleithrophobic: Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom- Your favorite...
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
yourgayfriend: emisummerful: You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead. OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
into-constellations asked: 3, 5, 6
Messages From Match: After reading your bio I... →
messagesfrommatch: After reading your bio I think I’m in love. Let’s put it this way; if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night (God forbid he does) and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room...
pat sajak is a creepy mccreeperson.
Reblog if you'll answer anything that comes into...
records are awesome. so happy vinyl is making a comeback.
Asking who's the "man" and who's the "woman" in a...
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